Maura. 18 years old. single ;)

heartbreaks:

*lies in the sun for 5 mins*

wheres my tan

The fact that my two best friends dont talk to me anymore makes me want to never wake up. Ive never missed anyone so much.. yea i know shit could be worse.. but they were there since middle school and now i just feel so lost and i can’t stop crying

Someone once asked me,
‘why do you drink so much coffee?’
and I fought the urge to say
if I didn’t drink coffee, it would be whiskey
Because it takes 8 cups of coffee a day
to get my mind racing fast enough
to skip over thoughts of you
But one bottle of whiskey
to forget,
not only who you are,
but who I have been.

—icantsaythisoutloud (via icantsaythisoutloud)

Make a pact with yourself today to not be defined by your past.

—Steve Maraboli (via riefuhaiba)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)

gookgod:

you got a fuckin problem officer 

gookgod:

you got a fuckin problem officer 

(Source: spookyskeletonpics)

galacticdad:

thanks to anxiety whenever i make a mistake i feel like this

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So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

(Source: allo-nsy)

(Source: fokurs)

sceptre:

when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate

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(Source: SCEPTRE)

(Source: chujoza)